Dear God, these images are glorious, especially in high resolution. Click to see for yourself!
Jon Snow photo: Oliver Upton/HBO. The Queen Across the Water photo: Paul Schiraldi/HBO. All other photos: Helen Sloan/HBO.
…is here
Not surprisingly, the actual commercial does not live up to the hype that the teaser generated. Yeah, it’s for a Honda crossover. *sigh* And, while it’s Ferris Bueller-themed, it’s Matthew Broderick as “Matthew Broderick” and not Ferris. I suppose that’s for the best, though. I can’t imagine we’ll ever get a proper Ferris Bueller sequel, especially with John Hughes dead. For years, I always thought it might be cool to revisit the character in adulthood, though I can’t imagine what kind of day off you could pull that would be fun. And there is the strong belief that Election, if anything, is the unofficial sequel to FBDO.
And, seriously, could they not find the original parking valet from FBDO? Everyone remembers that guy. “You guys got nothing to worry about, I’m a professional.”
On a personal note, I was at the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County last month for a friend’s wedding, and this commercial made me grin. We were doing a lot of Jewish wedding dancing in the very same Mammal Hall seen in this commercial. And, yes, the Dinosaur Hall is even more stunning.
I debated not watching this, but I couldn’t resist. And now I’m giddy, and that giddiness has to last ’till April 1. I love Varys’ riddle, which is pretty much lifted from the book. Tyrion in King’s Landing is going to rock so hard. I’m perplexed by the shot of Lady Catelyn and Littlefinger, which never happens in Clash of Kings or Storm of Swords. And I’ve loved Carice van Houten for years, and she looks amazing as the Red Priestess.
Yeah, I’m so in.

I’ve been meaning to post about this for a while. Veep is an upcoming HBO comedy series, set to debut shortly after Game of Thrones kicks off its second season in April. It’s the brainchild of Armando Iannucci, who was responsible for the hilarious political backstabbing comedy The Thick of It, and its motion picture spin-off, In The Loop, which garnered Ianucci an Academy Award nomination for best adapted screenplay.
If it’s anything like The Thick of It, I expect, literally, some of the best swearing ever on television. And, hey, this isn’t NBC we’re talking about. Iannucci’s characters are politicians and civil servants in their most inept and self-serving forms. (To be fair, he also skewers the media, the opposition, and everyone else in a position of power.) But I’ll let you see for yourself, because somehow the Beeb has allowed folks to upload the episodes to YouTube, and they’ve been there for years. Here’s episode 1 in two parts.
We can only hope that Iannucci found a way to write in Peter Capaldi’s absolutely brilliant Malcolm Tucker. I can’t wait.
Well, I ordered that Object of Desire, and it was delivered today. Witness it in all of its glory. This is the Aoshima version of the USS Enterprise, NCC-1701-D, and it is beautiful. About the only thing I could wish for right now is a lightbox to take proper beauty shots. So I guess my desk and my lamp will have to do.
Did I mention that it saucer separates? It even remains lit when separated!
I love it. It’s a lot nicer than the Diamond Select Toys Enterprise that came out two years ago. Though, to be fair, it’s also a lot more expensive. While the Aoshima version was made in conjunction with Diamond Select, this new version is smaller and less unwieldy, which makes it easier to display and handle. The DST Enterprise-D also has lit nacelles and deflector dish, but no lit windows, which sort of ruins the effect. And I think the most unnecessary feature in the DST Enterprise-D is the fact that it plays canned Picard voice clips, like some kind of pre-school toy. I just need it to sit on a desk or bookshelf and look glorious, which the Aoshima Enterprise does in spades. About the only real negative so far is that it sort of rests on its stand, but there’s nothing actually preventing it from sliding off. A solid bump could send it flying, and not in the way Gene Roddenberry imagined. I’ll just have to be extra careful, then.
It’s official: Game of Thrones Season 2. April 1. Time to plan viewing parties.

I pre-ordered my Game of Thrones Season One on Amazon, but this new Best Buy exclusive cover may be too good to resist. Wow, that House Stark version looks amazing.
This is one of 24 videos made for the Season One box set of Game of Thrones. Very nice work, HBO. Can’t wait to see the rest. The fun starts March 12. I do think it was a mistake not to get them out for the holidays. The property is hot, hot, hot right now, and the DVDs and Blu-Rays would have literally sold like hotcakes.

For the longest time I kept wondering why the fuss over “Downtown Abbey?” I thought it was about an inner-city church. I blame that nonexistent second “W,” which is subliminal or something, because I know I’m far from the only person who thought it was “Downtown” and not “Downton.” It turns out, it’s a brilliant and addictive show, especially if you’re an Anglophile such as myself.
1. It’s equal parts Upstairs, Downstairs and Gosford Park, with everything that made those two special. The show is centered on the stark class divide with the English aristocracy at its peak. It’s not quite class warfare, as much of the delicious infighting is within each faction. Downstairs, the servants gossip and look to undermine one another. Upstairs, it’s almost the same, but with all the extra worries about inheritance and finding a good marriage. Yet, in all of this maneuvering, it’s the many touching moments of friendship, family, duty, and loyalty that stand out.
2. These people are doomed, and they just don’t know it. The aristocracy on display is in fine Edwardian form, though it is beginning to fade. It is, technically, the reign of George V. Beginning in 1912, it’s just two short years before everything changes. Revolutions murderous and revolutions social are about to erupt, not to mention the bloodiest war in history. An entire generation of Englishmen will be lost in the mud at Ypres and the Somme. (How bad? The British lose 60,000 men on the first day of the Somme.) But these people couldn’t know that, so let them carry on with their dinner parties and “seasons” for now.
3. It’s fantastically well made, with an incredible cast. English period pieces always look good, partly because the English seem to make nothing but period pieces, so they have a lot of practice, but also because you can pretty much plop a camera down in about half of England and start filming. Highclere Castle is an awesome Jacobethan monstrosity, with a landscape designed by Capability Brown himself. You just want to pause during the establishing shots and soak it all in. Meanwhile, the cast is stellar, from Hugh Bonneville as the Earl of Grantham, to the incomparable Maggie Smith as his fearsome dowager mother, to Jim Carter as the thoughtful and caring butler, to Elizabeth McGovern, who apparently has been hiding in England these many years.
I’m officially obsessed with the show, and though I’m kicking myself for now watching it sooner, the good news is that the second season is literally just around the corner, so the wait won’t be as bad.